Your manuscript isn’t mad. It’s just disappointed.
This shirt captures the pure, unfiltered rage of a first draft that knows it’s garbage and resents you for writing it. Perfect for writers, editors, and masochists with deadlines, this screaming manuscript of chaos is here to remind you: you’re not alone.
Whether you’re avoiding revisions, sacrificing sleep to word vomit, or arguing with your protagonist at 3AM, this is your battle armor.
Put it on.
Accept the hate.
Rewrite anyway.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous critique group trauma bonding.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!