You thought dragons guarded mountains of gold. Turns out, they’ve been hoarding your chapter outlines.
This Starving Writer Studio tee features our ravenous little muse parked right on your chest, glaring like you just promised “one more scene” and didn’t deliver.

This is the shirt for every scribe who has chosen plot holes over paychecks, who recognizes that “riches” means a stack of coffee-stained drafts, and who knows some dragons roast knights—while others roast your excuses. Wear it to open-mics, critique nights, or that dangerous trip to Office Depot where you swore you’d only buy pens.

Whether you’re bargaining with your muse for just one coherent paragraph, rationing printer ink like it’s gold, or explaining to normal humans why a three-hour “break” somehow produced 600 new words, this is your armor.

Slip it on.
Feed your dragon deadlines.
Keep scribbling.

Warning: May cause compulsive notebook purchases, reckless midnight writing binges, and muttering “just one more revision” until dawn.
DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printed: This design is printed straight into the fabric — like a tattoo, but for cotton. It’s soft, breathable, and won’t feel like you’re wearing a plastic placemat. Over time, though, your epic Tee may fade a little with each wash, just like the memory of that novel you swore you’d finish last summer. Treat it kindly, wash it cold, and it’ll stay truer than most plot outlines.

• DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Printed
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!