You thought the dragon was guarding gold. It’s guarding your word count.
Meet the official Starving Writer Studio tee—the one with our hungry little muse emblazoned on the chest, eyeing your outline like a snack.
This shirt is for anyone who’s traded riches for rough drafts, who considers a “treasure hoard” to be a pile of marked-up pages, and who understands that some dragons breathe fire and some breathe deadlines. Wear it to readings, coffee-fueled write-ins, or while rearranging your desk for “creative reasons” instead of finishing Chapter 12.
Whether you’re bribing your muse with caffeine, rationing adjectives to make rent, or explaining to civilians why “two more pages” might take six hours, this is your uniform.
Put it on.
Feed the dragon.
Keep writing.
Warning: Side effects may include hoarding notebooks, aggressive goal setting, and the sudden urge to whisper “one more scene” at 2 a.m.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!