Your manuscript isn’t mad. It’s just disappointed. This mousepad captures the pure, unfiltered rage of a first draft that knows it’s garbage and resents you for writing it. Perfect for writers, editors, and masochists with deadlines, this screaming manuscript of chaos is here to remind you: you’re not alone. Whether you’re avoiding revisions, sacrificing sleep to word vomit, or arguing with your protagonist at 3AM, this is your desk-side battle standard. Rest your hand on it. Accept the hate. Rewrite anyway. Warning: Using this mousepad may cause spontaneous critique group trauma bonding. • Soft polyester surface • Natural rubber base • Rounded edges • 2.8 oz (79.4 g) • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm) • Blank product sourced from China Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.