Your manuscript isn’t mad. It’s just disappointed.

This mousepad captures the pure, unfiltered rage of a first draft that knows it’s garbage and resents you for writing it. Perfect for writers, editors, and masochists with deadlines, this screaming manuscript of chaos is here to remind you: you’re not alone.

Whether you’re avoiding revisions, sacrificing sleep to word vomit, or arguing with your protagonist at 3AM, this is your desk-side battle standard.

Rest your hand on it.

Accept the hate.

Rewrite anyway.

Warning: Using this mousepad may cause spontaneous critique group trauma bonding.

• Soft polyester surface 

• Natural rubber base

• Rounded edges

• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)

• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm) 

• Blank product sourced from China

Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.