You thought it was just a prologue. You were wrong.
This shirt captures the moment every writer realizes their story has dragged them into a plot hole, barricaded the exit, and renamed itself “Volume One of Five.” Perfect for novelists, pantsers, and anyone who’s accidentally worldbuilt themselves into a second mortgage of lore.
Whether you’re rewriting Chapter One for the 17th time, explaining to beta readers why the opening is now 30,000 words, or whispering “I’ll fix it in revisions” like a prayer, this is your official uniform.
Put it on.
Embrace the trap.
Keep writing.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in existential dread and/or spontaneous outlining.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!