Your manuscript isn’t mad. It’s just disappointed.
This 20 oz mug captures the pure, unfiltered rage of a first draft that knows it’s garbage and resents you for writing it. Perfect for writers, editors, and masochists with deadlines, this screaming manuscript of chaos is here to remind you: you’re not alone.
Whether you’re avoiding revisions, sacrificing sleep to word vomit, or arguing with your protagonist at 3AM, this is your caffeine-fueled battle chalice.
Fill it up.
Accept the hate.
Rewrite anyway.
Warning: Drinking from this mug may cause spontaneous critique group trauma bonding.

• Ceramic
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!