Your manuscript isn’t mad. It’s just disappointed.
This hoodie captures the pure, unfiltered rage of a first draft that knows it’s garbage and resents you for writing it. Perfect for writers, editors, and masochists with deadlines, this screaming manuscript of chaos is here to remind you: you’re not alone.
Whether you’re avoiding revisions, sacrificing sleep to word vomit, or arguing with your protagonist at 3AM, this is your cozy battle armor.
Pull it on.
Accept the hate.
Rewrite anyway.
Warning: Wearing this hoodie may cause spontaneous critique group trauma bonding.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!